no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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