We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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