idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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