isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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