Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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