I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
