Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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