His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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