she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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