Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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