If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
