Your dad touched me again.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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