wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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