Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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