Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
handjob tips. give me some.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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