You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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