Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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