Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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