Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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