I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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