Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
