I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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