Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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