Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i think im in europe. pls send help
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
