I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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