If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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