Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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