youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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