Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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