Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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