I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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