Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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