I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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