PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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