what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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