Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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