i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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