i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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