So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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