any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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