I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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