have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
my poor anus
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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