Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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