You're completely useless in the revolution.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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