I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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