oh god the rape fog is back!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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