awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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