Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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