We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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