coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You took a bar mat shot.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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