Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
